Shiny Turds Books that do not Cut the Mustard

I usually do not bother reviewing books on my blog that do not live up to my expectations.  After thinking about it, I found that to be dumb.  If I read it and it sucked, then I should warn you about it.  Although I won't post a review here, I have posted reviews on Amazon about some of them.  Here is my first list of shiny turds- books that don't cut the mustard.